How to Rescue a Dead Princess

How to Rescue a Dead Princess by Jeff Strand

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From the creative genius who would have brought you Hamlet, The Scarlet Letter, and a less-boring Moby Dick (if he`d been born on time) comes this outrageous comic fantasy. It`s a tale filled with so much adventure, so much excitement, so much vocabulary, that all who read it will suffer a fit of giddiness that will freak out everyone in their general vicinity. It`s the saga of Randall, a squire assigned to escort the lovely Princess Janice on a diplomatic journey of utmost importance. Then she gets killed. Now Randall must overcome desperate odds and ridiculous dangers in his quest to bring her back to life...before the entire Generic Fantasy Land falls into the evil clutches of The Dark One! Packed to the bursting point with unrestrained silliness (so be sure to hold it a safe distance from your face when reading), How to Rescue a Dead Princess is the novel all the really cool people are reading this year, an epic fantasy for your family to cherish approximately forever.

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Jeff Strand

A book by Jeff Strand

Jeff Strand (Jeff Strand) - American writer best known for his works in the genre of horror comedy; author of novels and short stories, short stories, scripts and comedy sketches; in addition to works aimed at adults, he also writes literature for young people. Born December 14, 1970 in Baltimore, Maryland, he moved to Fairbanks, Alaska at the age of six months. Graduated from Bowling Green State University in Summit County, Ohio, where he majored in creative writing. After graduating from college, he briefly returned to Alaska, from there he left again for Ohio and eventually moved to Tucson, Arizona, where he lived for a long time. To date, the Strand has published over forty books. He is a four-time nominee for the Bram Stoker Award for Best Novel in 2006, 2008, 2010 and 2012. Jeff currently lives with his wife and two cats in Atlanta, Georgia. https://jeffstrand.wordpress.com/ https://facebook.com/JeffStrandAuthor https://twitter.com/jeffstrand...

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Jeff Strand (Jeff Strand) - American writer best known for his works in the genre of horror comedy; author of novels and short stories, short stories, scripts and comedy sketches; in addition to works aimed at adults, he also writes literature for young people. Born December 14, 1970 in Baltimore, Maryland, he moved to Fairbanks, Alaska at the age of six months. Graduated from Bowling Green State University in Summit County, Ohio, where he majored in creative writing. After graduating from college, he briefly returned to Alaska, from there he left again for Ohio and eventually moved to Tucson, Arizona, where he lived for a long time. To date, the Strand has published over forty books. He is a four-time nominee for the Bram Stoker Award for Best Novel in 2006, 2008, 2010 and 2012. Jeff currently lives with his wife and two cats in Atlanta, Georgia. https://jeffstrand.wordpress.com/ https://facebook.com/JeffStrandAuthor https://twitter.com/jeffstrand